To all the Phonies out there...

Man do I hate phonies! I hate all kinds of them…dumb phonies, clever ones, shrewd rascals, sorry ones, lousy ones. You name it, and I hate them all. Only because all of them are phonies. Now, just because somebody isn’t a phony doesn’t mean that he never lies or anything. Sometimes you need to lie. Its necessary sometimes (maybe to get away from a phonie). All I wanna say is that a phony isn’t a phony just because he lies. A phony is a phony because he or she tries to portray himself (mostly herself though) as somebody who he/she isn’t! THAT’S PHONY! I guess re reading The Catcher in the Rye has made my hormonal levels shoot up. And its all because of the stupid phonies. Phonies who make up stories and speak them like they are the truth. The funniest part is that he knows that somebody else knows that he is lying. He still has the audacity to make up that lousy story and publish it! He believes it makes him look cool. Just like the tones of cash he spends in front of female associates and seems to lose track of all his dough when his “not so cool” male friends want to go out! Or how about that particular phony? He/she thinks that by acting stupid in class and pretending to be so darn interested in all the studies is gonna make everybody turn towards her! Just because I wear trendy dresses that I buy out of my filthy rich dad’s hard earned dough, I think I can do what I want! Great man! Love your philosophy. I award you the Nobel Prize for having the biggest lack in life! Everybody can hear the professor. Why the hell can’t you? WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO ASK THE TEACHER TO REPEAT HERSELF?????????????? Don’t you bloody get tired of it??? And yes I know the senseless and brainless bastards in your immature and desperate little group think you are the best thing in the world. But trust me, you are the sorriest of losers to walk on God’s green earth! You know another funny thing? I have been coming across all these phonies all my life! They are all the same. Trust me! This post is written in general. Not targeted at anybody in particular. But strangely, all the phonies of the world will unite in one regard. They will all feel that this post is directed towards each and every one of them! See, that is HOW guilty you are you losers. Don’t feel too bad though. I think you should enjoy this little era of pretentious joy that fortune has so charitably set aside for you. So cheers to your good times of falsehood and lies and good luck to you when a few years later you shall be at each others’ throats, each blaming the other for ruining his/her life!

Till next time…To get something you never had before, you need to do something you never did before.